I received an invitation to The Club of the Vampires, a clandestine-underground meeting place for vampires.  Can you believe that?  A meeting place for vampires.  If I wasn’t already dead I would have died laughing.  What’s wrong? You don’t like my vampire humor?

The problem here, aside from the obvious stupidity behind the idea of a club for vampires, is the idea of vampires socializing!  I know it gets lonely at times, but vampires are so far removed from humanity, it’s not even funny.  Newbies are a different story.  Newly turned vamps will want to meet others like them.  The problem there is they are easy prey.